the bee's knees'
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the bee's knees' // lets get personal / invade my space / submit to me
≠Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides. - André Malraux≠

name: Rachael
age: 22
location: Chicago, IL.

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matchacrusades: Snobby coffee bear. (watercolor, ballpoint pen)

matchacrusades:

Snobby coffee bear. (watercolor, ballpoint pen)

thedrugskeepme-high: atmenleiche: toinfinityandbeyonce: v171: maddmoll: The guy who invented GIFs has declared that it’s pronounced JIF I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. HERE’S THE SOURCE RIGHT HERE Except that doesn’t make it right. Do you know what makes it right? The damn english language. If a person names their kid Timothy but insists it’s pronounced Eleanor, that doesn’t make them right just because they created it. It makes them an idiot that does not know how to use language properly.  k except i’m pretty sure the general rule is that the g is soft if it is followed by and e, i , or y. like germs, gymnastics, oh and GIF. But that is a general rule so it doesn’t apply to everything. Gill being one example Still going to say gif bc jif sounds like peanut butter.

thedrugskeepme-high:

atmenleiche:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

v171:

maddmoll:

The guy who invented GIFs has declared that it’s pronounced JIF

I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

HERE’S THE SOURCE RIGHT HERE

Except that doesn’t make it right. Do you know what makes it right? The damn english language. If a person names their kid Timothy but insists it’s pronounced Eleanor, that doesn’t make them right just because they created it. It makes them an idiot that does not know how to use language properly. 

k except i’m pretty sure the general rule is that the g is soft if it is followed by and e, i , or y. like germs, gymnastics, oh and GIF.

But that is a general rule so it doesn’t apply to everything. Gill being one example

Still going to say gif bc jif sounds like peanut butter.

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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terrysdiary: Do U Like A Cold Penis Slapped Against Your Face???

terrysdiary:

Do U Like A Cold Penis Slapped Against Your Face???

gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

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